he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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