its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just want nice things and good sex
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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