you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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