ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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