I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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