whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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