Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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