I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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