Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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