she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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