You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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