did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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