making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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