Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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