I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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