Your mouth is God's brothel.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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