it wasn't lemon gatorade
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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