i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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