Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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