When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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