even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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