bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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