You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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