Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I enjoy the company of your penis
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
