I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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