quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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