Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think your dad took our porno
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
