Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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