This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
