i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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