I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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