being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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