So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
