Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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