so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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