Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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