so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I know her cup size but not her name....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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