Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
