When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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