sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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