I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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