My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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