I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
