O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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