Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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