I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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