So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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