Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
