You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
