The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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