We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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