It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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