the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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