a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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