is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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