weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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