I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
sex in a hospital.. check
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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