I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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