I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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