I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
